Prince charming found his princess
Very happily
They were the perfect couple
As cute as can be

One day they were married
In a land far away
They thought that they'd be married
Until this very day

But life wasn't so perfect
Things started to get bad
Where had their happiness gone,
The happiness they once had?

"Who is this man I married?"
The princess wondered why
"Isn't he prince charming,
The supposedly perfect guy?"

Well prince charming was a jackass
Prince charming was a prick
Prince charming was a good-for-nothing
Dirty, heartless dick

His charm was fake and just an act
His looks were all he had
Who would have know the "perfect guy"
Would turn out to be so bad?

He beats his wife, he hates his kids
He's always in a fight
And no one would expect it
From this so called "Mr. Right"

Looks can be deceiving
Deceive is what they do
So beware of the prince charmings
They just might hurt you too